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The Diary of a Nobody
The hilarious, real time novel! Meet Sparrow, an average, funny guy passing an average, more or less funny life. The Diary of a Nobody begins in October, 2013 and  is updated more or less daily, just like real life.

A funny, thoughtful look at earning a living, running for the United States Senate and getting the dog to crap.

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Backstairs at the Monte Carlo: A Vegas Memoir
Join the mifsits of of the  graveyard shift of the security department at the Monte Carlo Hotel and Casino on the world famous Las Vegas Strip!

Reprobates, rascals and scoundrels - and those are the officers! To get any closer to the action you would have to clock in and go to work yourself!

The funniest Vegas memoir ever!

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The Bottom Ten
Only the very worst college and professional teams are allowed to compete for the ESPN Cup and Dan Henning Trophy, the Jim Hanifan Medallion, Tostitos Plaque, Sgt Bilko Trophy and other hallowed B-10 hardware!

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I write so you will remember it the rest of your lives.
There is no other reason to do it, folks, none whatsoever.

- Gaylon Kent
America's Foremost Humorist
 Writing Worth Reading...Usually

A Brief, Tasteful Biography of Gaylon Kent - America's Foremost Humorist

Gaylon has been writing books for 20 years and
The Daily Dose and The Bottom Ten for over ten. His first three books - Sam Rider, Private Detective, Umpire School Diaries and Neil Foster - remain unpublished because they weren't particularly good. His current books, the novel The Regular Guys and Backstairs at the Monte Carlo: A Vegas Memoir, can be read here at the Writer's Shack and his hilarious new novel Swords in the Narthex, will be available next year.

Gaylon was the Liberatarian Party's 2014 United States Senate nominee and is a candidate for their 2016 nomination.

In past lives Gaylon has been a radio announcer, newspaper reporter and sports official. He has also worked security at the Monte Carlo and the Venetian/Palzzo hotel/casinos on the Las Vegas Strip and served our country honorably - and almost with distinction - in the United States Navy on an old diesel submarine called the USS Blueback (SS 581 DBF).

Like his grandfather Gaylon C. Kent, Gaylon is commander of his American Legion post. On Veteran's Day you can sometimes see him wearing his old dress blues, which still fit, so there.

Gaylon is a 2003 and 1998 graduate of the Harry Wendelstedt School for Umpires. He enjoys reading and weight lifting and is an accomplished high school sports official.

He and his wife Marian live in Hayden, Colorado. He is originally from Los Angeles.

The Daiy Dose
Funny, thoughtful commentary on the Human Experience. Includes Trivia, On This Date and the Thought for the Day!

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The Regular Guys
Find out what happens when two comedians - Lenny and Larry - each going nowhere on their own - decide to work together and end up becoming the bigget act in show business!

A funny look at what constitutes success, not to mention the value of patience, hard work and crap like that.

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